halloween hellOctober 31, 2005 category: Stare
So, you dast come to the Factoids abode, sans costume, and about a decade past the median begging-for-candy age, and expect to get away without a lecture? 'Ha,' says we. Should you be crass enough to attempt to extort sweets, have the common decency to at least don a modicum of greasepaint or a token latex mask. Or, act your age instead and spend the evening yapping at your little friends on the phone.
And to the whorish teenager who flounced to our door with a pack of cigarettes shoved into her barely-pubescent cleavage, your mother doesn't slap you nearly enough.
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