Dessert as oracular device
November 06, 2005 category: Eh?
We wonder...is there any correllation between the number of couples who smash wedding cake into each others faces, and the divorce rate of said couples? We have a theory it indicates a fundamental lack of respect between the wed-ees, are curious if it is borne out by statistics. Or, you know, not.

I can tell you that we did no such foolish thing is smashing cake in each other's faces and we've been happilly married for 15 years.
I'm sure one of these days she's gonna wake up to the nightmare she created for herself however.