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Hide the 'shine, maw!

December 15, 2005     category: Stare

What kind of inbred, cheese-brain, paranoid, shoot-the-revenooers kind of North Georgia refugee do you have to be to hop in your pickup truck and chase down the pefectly innocent looking individual taking a picture of the striking oak tree in your front yard. If we were scouting for the tax man would we A) park on the road, B) drive a five-mile orange SUV, and C) use a clearly-visible two foot long camera lens?

If you're going to be paranoid, at least be original about it, lest we become tempted to assume you're a mad stalker, or SUV-jacker, and pop a cap in your posterior.


Dear Factoids,

Start Factoiding again.

Danup   ·  March 3, 2006 02:45 PM

Hey, it's our fan! :) We shall, we shall. The pressures of work and home have been mighty, but we see light at the end of the tunnel. We sincerely hope it's not a frickin' train.

Hack   ·  March 3, 2006 10:14 PM

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