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Klongggggg
December 03, 2005 category: Stare
Of all the freakish products available out there in the wideworld, Klong is surely the most disturbing thing we've seen in the last, oh say, five minutes.
If it were not actually available for purchase on third party sites see above image link, we'd be certainsure this is nothing more than a really tasteless hoax. Take this "media advertisement" page, for example. On the left, little Elsie Murphy, age 8. She of the Freakishly Large Head and mysteriously missing shoe, exclaims the following about her beloved Klong:
- Fits in my school bag and can still breathe.
- Sleeps with me and never snores.
- Only I know my Klong's name.
Perhaps it's just us, but we find that whole progression a bit disturbing.
Also quoted is one Rex Roughtrade, age 80. He of the Photoshopped-on beard and curiously hunched shoulders proclaims his Klong-love with the following nuggets:
- Klong don't need much.
- Ain't afraid of getting it's hands dirty.
- You can forget about it but it never forgets about you.
That's it. This is clearly some sort of psychological experiment being conducted on an unsupecting populace. For the love of god, someone please contact the authorities before we're all assimilated!!111!!11!
Link credit: Strange New Products
Foto of the day: giraffe
OK this is weird...
*backs out slowly*